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Fantasy » alt.fan.pratchett » Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold
Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold [message #250568] Mi, 05 April 2006 15:36
Puck  
How do you think I feel? I merely expressed the possibility of meeting and
talking to girls, and am now the origin of an explicit conversation on the
physical mechanics of sodomy. This is moving a little fast for me.

--
Puck (onstage): I am that merry wanderer of the night!
Peaseblossom (in audience): "I am that merry wanderer of the night", indeed!
"I am that giggling-dangerous-totally-bloody-psychotic-menace-to-life and
limb, more like."
-Neil Gaiman
Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold [message #250570 ] Mi, 05 April 2006 15:40
Puck  
Sorry, that was a response to the following message from Stacie:

>>I've read the rest of this subthread, and can I just say it's a hell of a
>>thing to blunder into first thing in the morning?

I accidentally deleted the quoted text.
--
Puck (onstage): I am that merry wanderer of the night!
Peaseblossom (in audience): "I am that merry wanderer of the night",
indeed! "I am that
giggling-dangerous-totally-bloody-psychotic-menace-to-life and limb,
more like." -Neil Gaiman
[I] Sodomy! Yay!, was Re: [I] Tail not cancelled, nor sold [message #250571 ] Mi, 05 April 2006 15:45
Stacie Hanes  
Puck wrote:
> How do you think I feel? I merely expressed the possibility of
> meeting and talking to girls, and am now the origin of an explicit
> conversation on the physical mechanics of sodomy. This is moving a
> little fast for me.

And yet, we keep the SAME subject line.

--
Stacie, fourth swordswoman of the afpocalypse.
AFPMinister of Flexible Weapons & Bondage-happy predator
AFPMistress to peachy ashie passion & AFPDeliciousSnack to 8'FED
"If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a horrible
warning." Catherine Aird, _His Burial Too_
http://esmeraldus.blogspot.com/
Re: [I] Sodomy! Yay!, was Re: [I] Tail not cancelled, nor sold [message #250588 ] Mi, 05 April 2006 17:43
Flesh-eating Dragon  
Stacie Hanes wrote:
> Puck wrote:
>> How do you think I feel? I merely expressed the possibility of
>> meeting and talking to girls, and am now the origin of an explicit
>> conversation on the physical mechanics of sodomy. This is moving a
>> little fast for me.
>
> And yet, we keep the SAME subject line.

From _God: The Ultimate Autobiography_ by Jeremy Pascall, page 88:

"Sodomy" needs no explanation. If it does, consult any standard
textbook, good dictionary, or average work of pornography.
However, the word "gomorrahy" has fallen into disuse. When asked
about the act of gomorrahing, The Author was vague but seemed to
imply it was a sexual practice involving a gnat, an aubergine and
a rubber sink plunger.

Stacie, when you've finished reproducing this, please post the results
here.

Adrian.
Re: [I] Sodomy! Yay!, was Re: [I] Tail not cancelled, nor sold [message #250601 ] Mi, 05 April 2006 20:34
Shmoe  
"Stacie Hanes" <house_damodred [at] yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:BRPYf.11989$Bj7.11737 [at] newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net...


<Snip quote>

> And yet, we keep the SAME subject line.
>
> --
> Stacie, fourth swordswoman of the afpocalypse.
> AFPMinister of Flexible Weapons & Bondage-happy predator
> AFPMistress to peachy ashie passion & AFPDeliciousSnack to 8'FED
> "If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a horrible
> warning." Catherine Aird, _His Burial Too_
> http://esmeraldus.blogspot.com/


Truly brilliant, Stacie!

In the act of changing the subject line, you make a post that, in and of
itself, is really just a metapost about the subject line that has *NOTHING
WHATSOEVER* to do with the actual subject indicated in the new subject line
(if that actually makes sense). I used to think that with my philosophy
degree I was good at that sort of game...then I met a true Master (erm...I
mean, of course Mistress!).

As if we needed another reason to worship Stacie... .

I 'm sorry - I haven't had a lot of sleep, and thought that was brilliantly
hilarious (and truly hope it was intentional).
Re: [I] Sodomy! Yay!, was Re: [I] Tail not cancelled, nor sold [message #250640 ] Mi, 05 April 2006 23:32
Stacie Hanes  
Shmoe wrote:

> I 'm sorry - I haven't had a lot of sleep, and thought that was
> brilliantly hilarious (and truly hope it was intentional).


Uh-huh. Did you proofread the new subject line carefully?

--
Stacie, fourth swordswoman of the afpocalypse.
AFPMinister of Flexible Weapons & Bondage-happy predator
AFPMistress to peachy ashie passion & AFPDeliciousSnack to 8'FED
"If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a horrible
warning." Catherine Aird, _His Burial Too_
http://esmeraldus.blogspot.com/
Re: [I] Sodomy! Yay!, was Re: [I] Tail not cancelled, nor sold [message #250651 ] Mi, 05 April 2006 23:51
Stacie Hanes  
8'FED wrote:

> a gnat, an aubergine and
> a rubber sink plunger.
>
> Stacie, when you've finished reproducing this, please post the
> results here.

I regret to report that even with a plunger and an entire jar of petroleum
jelly, I could not fit the aubergine into the gnat.

--
Stacie, fourth swordswoman of the afpocalypse.
AFPMinister of Flexible Weapons & Bondage-happy predator
AFPMistress to peachy ashie passion & AFPDeliciousSnack to 8'FED
"If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a horrible
warning." Catherine Aird, _His Burial Too_
http://esmeraldus.blogspot.com/
Re: [I] Sodomy! Yay!, was Re: [I] Tail not cancelled, nor sold [message #250655 ] Do, 06 April 2006 00:01
Shmoe  
"Stacie Hanes" <house_damodred [at] yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:9IWYf.12098$Bj7.10021 [at] newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net...
> Shmoe wrote:
>
> > I 'm sorry - I haven't had a lot of sleep, and thought that was
> > brilliantly hilarious (and truly hope it was intentional).
>
>
> Uh-huh. Did you proofread the new subject line carefully?
>
> --
> Stacie, fourth swordswoman of the afpocalypse.
> AFPMinister of Flexible Weapons & Bondage-happy predator
> AFPMistress to peachy ashie passion & AFPDeliciousSnack to 8'FED
> "If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a horrible
> warning." Catherine Aird, _His Burial Too_
> http://esmeraldus.blogspot.com/
>
Obviously not well enough, until you pointed it out. Did I mention
Brilliant? :)

Thanks for the laugh, Stacie - I needed one today, and now you have given me
2! :)
Re: [I] Sodomy! Yay!, was Re: [I] Tail not cancelled, nor sold [message #250731 ] Do, 06 April 2006 05:23
Flesh-eating Dragon  
Stacie Hanes wrote:
> Shmoe wrote:
>
>> I 'm sorry - I haven't had a lot of sleep, and thought that was
>> brilliantly hilarious (and truly hope it was intentional).
>
> Uh-huh. Did you proofread the new subject line carefully?

I have to say, I feel I'm missing something here...

Adrian.
Re: [I] Sodomy! Yay!, was Re: [I] Tail not cancelled, nor sold [message #250758 ] Do, 06 April 2006 09:50
Orjan Westin  
8'FED wrote:
> Stacie Hanes wrote:
>> Shmoe wrote:
>>
>>> I 'm sorry - I haven't had a lot of sleep, and thought that was
>>> brilliantly hilarious (and truly hope it was intentional).
>>
>> Uh-huh. Did you proofread the new subject line carefully?
>
> I have to say, I feel I'm missing something here...

So do I, but I think that "tail" is an euphemism for (usually) female
buttocks in a sexually appreciative way, so with sodomy the tail
wouldn't be cancelled.

OTOH, I also suspect it may be an euphemism for vagina, in which case it
clearly hasn't been sold.

Can we have a bit of clarification from someone here?

Orjan
--
The Tale of Westala and Villtin
http://tale.cunobaros.com/
Fiction, Thoughts and Software
http://www.cunobaros.com/
Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold [message #250791 ] Do, 06 April 2006 14:44
geminii  
On Wed, 5 Apr 2006 09:36:49 -0400, "Puck" <Kormos.4 [at] osu.edu> wrote:

>How do you think I feel? I merely expressed the possibility of meeting and
>talking to girls, and am now the origin of an explicit conversation on the
>physical mechanics of sodomy.

Welcome to Usenet :)
Re: [I] Sodomy! Yay!, was Re: [I] Tail not cancelled, nor sold [message #250805 ] Do, 06 April 2006 15:42
geminii  
On Wed, 05 Apr 2006 21:51:09 GMT, "Stacie Hanes"
<house_damodred [at] yahoo.com> wrote:

>8'FED wrote:
>
>> a gnat, an aubergine and
>> a rubber sink plunger.
>>
>> Stacie, when you've finished reproducing this, please post the
>> results here.
>
>I regret to report that even with a plunger and an entire jar of petroleum
>jelly, I could not fit the aubergine into the gnat.

The aubergine's covered in jelly;
Petroleum jelly, you see.
With plunger she gave it some welly,
Now in gnat is eggplant debris


-SteveD
Re: [I] Sodomy! Yay!, was Re: [I] Tail not cancelled, nor sold [message #250825 ] Do, 06 April 2006 17:01
Elliott Grasett  
8'FED wrote:
> Stacie Hanes wrote:
>
>>Shmoe wrote:
>>
>>
>>>I 'm sorry - I haven't had a lot of sleep, and thought that was
>>>brilliantly hilarious (and truly hope it was intentional).
>>
>>Uh-huh. Did you proofread the new subject line carefully?
>
>
> I have to say, I feel I'm missing something here...
>
> Adrian.
>
>
Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons.
It makes them soggy and hard to light.

--
Cheers,
Elliott
Re: [I] Sodomy! Yay!, was Re: [I] Tail not cancelled, nor sold [message #250829 ] Do, 06 April 2006 17:39
Daibhid Ceannaideach  
Also Sprach :

> On Wed, 05 Apr 2006 21:51:09 GMT, "Stacie Hanes"
> <house_damodred [at] yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>>8'FED wrote:
>>
>>> a gnat, an aubergine and
>>> a rubber sink plunger.
>>>
>>> Stacie, when you've finished reproducing this, please
>>> post the results here.
>>
>>I regret to report that even with a plunger and an entire
>>jar of petroleum jelly, I could not fit the aubergine into
>>the gnat.
>
> The aubergine's covered in jelly;
> Petroleum jelly, you see.
> With plunger she gave it some welly,
> Now in gnat is eggplant debris

To be sung to the tune "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean".

--
Dave
Official Absentee of EU Skiffeysoc
http://www.eusa.ed.ac.uk/societies/sesoc
"Sometimes scientific progress requires personal sacrifice.
Personally, I sacrifice Beaker." -Dr Bunsen Honeydew
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